Dr. Funky’s Cosmic Coolaid

An Interstellar Experience

Cosmic Coolaid concentrates by Dr. Funky take cannabis to an interstellar level with premium, terpene-rich profiles and hyper-potent effects. Whether you’re vibing on Earth or looking to launch into the cosmos, this line of concentrates brings bold flavor, smooth effects, and top-quality craftsmanship to every dab. Each strain is thoughtfully crafted, with over 10 incredible flavors, and effects that suit every type of adventurer.

Don’t Go SuperNova

To get the most out of your Cosmic Coolaid concentrates, dab at a lower temperature than your usual setup—think 440-470°F. This preserves the delicate terpenes and ensures every hit is a flavorful, potent ride. Whether you’re savoring the smooth batter or the crystalline sugar textures, lower temps let the magic of Cosmic Coolaid truly shine.

Flavor-Packed Favorites

• Mango Rum Runner Batter (Hybrid)
  A fan favorite, this tropical treat delivers a sweet mango flavor with a hint of light spice. Balanced and mellow, it’s the perfect hybrid for cruising through the day or easing into the night.
• Butterbeer Batter (Indica)
  Dive into cozy vibes with this warm, spiced delight. Featuring notes of molasses, sarsaparilla, and vanilla, Butterbeer Batter is a rich, indulgent indica built for deep relaxation.
• Honeydew Sunrise Sugar (Sativa)
  Bright, sweet, and refreshing, this sativa sugar concentrate bursts with flavors of honeydew melon and light floral nectar. It’s the ultimate pick-me-up for creative bursts and energetic adventures.

For those who demand next-level effects, Cosmic Coolaid’s cannabinoid-enhanced strains feature added THC, CBG, CBD, or CBN to take your high to the next galaxy:

• Citrus Island Gasss Batter (Sativa, 1:1 THC/CBG, with some CBD)
  Bursting with heavy citrus and tropical fruit flavors, this enhanced sativa is the ultimate daytime adventure. The 1:1 THC/CBG ratio brings energetic, focused vibes with a hint of relaxation from the CBD.
• Blackberry Moonlight Dreamzzz Batter (Indica, 1:1 THC/CBN, with some CBD)
  This dreamy indica is your perfect companion for winding down. With rich blackberry, vanilla cake, and earthy floral notes, it’s designed to relax your body and mind while encouraging deep, restorative sleep.
• Berry Haze Batter (Hybrid, 1:1 THC/CBD)
  Heavy coconut and sweet cream flavors define this creamy hybrid. Balanced and smooth, it delivers equal parts calm and uplift, thanks to the perfect 1:1 THC-to-CBD ratio.

Why Choose Cosmic Coolaid?

Cosmic Coolaid isn’t just a concentrate—it’s a new kind of experience. From flavor to effects, everything is crafted with precision, potency, and fun in mind. Whether you’re a flower lover looking to elevate your sessions or a concentrate connoisseur chasing bold new experiences, Cosmic Coolaid offers something for everyone.

Cosmic Coolaid: Because regular highs are just too down-to-earth.